is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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