508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
why do cheetos always look like penises
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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