Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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