No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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