A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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