is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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