One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
sex in a hospital.. check
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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