they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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