As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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