Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just had sex on a roof
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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