I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
you inspire me to be a worse person
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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