Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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