get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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