Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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