If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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