even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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