Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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