You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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