dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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