I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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