no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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