She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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