Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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