PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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