Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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