why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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