bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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