Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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