should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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