How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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