you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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