Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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