oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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