You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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