make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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