Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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