His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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