and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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