new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
