I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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