I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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