The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
My feet surprised me
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