everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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