well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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