Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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