I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
i think my cat just said my name.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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