If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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