I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i don't like sucking hair
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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