Just cropdusted the office
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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