i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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