If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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