what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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